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01:12pm 28/12/2004
  I have seen the top of the mountain and you shall worship me as though I were a god!

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08:15am 19/12/2004
  Nothing really. I don't want to go into anything because I don't want to come out an ass. I'm baby sitting today which is boring. Oh well.

Joke of the day:



God save us all.		  
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01:07pm 13/12/2004
 

Bored? ((Over 100 questions))

Created by xSwtLilAngel666x and taken 54229 times on bzoink!

[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? ::Michael Lawrence Mott
Birthplace ::San Diego, California. =3
Age ::15!
Age you act ::8!
Current location ::In my room like always...>_>;
Eye color ::Brown
Hair color ::Red
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::o_o Right!
Zodiac sign? ::Capricorn.
Height? ::6 feet.
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::Caucasian
Your hair ::Um....hairy...x.x
Your fears ::Bees.
Your perfect room ::My room..ARE YOU SAYING MY ROOM AINT PERFECT?
What you practically do in a day ::Sit on my ass
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::I say bitch too much.
Phrases you overuse ::What's up? (No, I wasn't asking you.)
Your first thought when you wake up ::...5 more minutes..?
Your greatest accomplishment ::Working for 5 weeks and I earned my Xbox!
Something you want to do ::You. =;
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::Burger King
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::I'd take both. =P~~
Chocolate or vanilla ::Vanilla
Adidas or Nike ::Nike
Black or white ::Gray (Nice, I got out of that one. n.n)
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::Hm..100 bucks or 1000 pennies..Bills please.
Burgers or hot dogs ::Burgers. Now where's my money bitch?!
Egypt or France ::France..? n.n;;;
Rock or rap ::Rock.
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::No
Cuss ::No
Sing well ::No
Sing in the shower ::Yes
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::Yes
Believe in yourself ::No
Like taking these longass surveys? ::Mhm but only with you. <33
Play an instrument ::I used to. o.o
Want to go to college? ::Yes
Want to get married? ::Yes
Want to have children? ::Hm..YES!
Think you're a health freak? ::No
Get along with your parents ::Sometimes...x.x
Get along with your siblings? ::Some of them..x_X
Think you're popular ::No
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::Yes
Drank alchohal ::No
Smoke ::No
Get high ::No
Done any drugs ::No..god I'm so boring...
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::No
Been on stage ::No
Gone skinny dipping ::o_o......No
Been dumped ::No
Dyed your hair ::No
Stolen anything ::No
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest ::Angie but she's crazy cool
Loudest ::Alan. That loud mouthed biotch. =;
Most shy ::Sam
Blondest ::Sam xD
Smartest ::Ken can be pretty smart. o.o
Kindest ::They are all very kind. n.n
Best personality ::Nikki
Most talented ::Sam.
Best singer ::Sam. 2 words. AMERCAN IDOL
Most ghetto ::Ken. =;
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::Alan. That loud mouthed biotch. =;
Pain in the ass ::Alan. xD
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::Alan. That loud mouthed biotch. =;
Funniest ::Hm..I'd have to say a tie between Sam and Alan.
Best person for advice ::Sam.
Dependable ::Sam.
Trustworthy ::Uh..Sam.
Druggie ::None. =;
Most likely to end up in jail ::Ken. He'd steal a banana boat and get arrested.
Person you've known the longest ::Sam.
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream ::Last night
Last nightmare ::Last night
Car ride ::2 days ago.
Last time you cried ::2 weeks ago.
Last movie seen ::The Matrix Revolutions
Last movie rented ::Dodgeball
Last book read ::My history book
Last word said ::book
Last curse word said ::Biotch xD
Last time you laugh ::Right now. o.o
Last phone call ::Last night.
Last CD played ::A burned one. o.o
Last song you listened to ::And she will be loved
Last annoyance ::Alan. That loud mouthed biotch. =;
Last IM ::15 minutes ago.
Last weird encounter ::I looked in the mirror and I swore my reflection winked at me. o_O
Last person you hugged ::My puppy. n.n
Last person you yelled at ::My puppy. n.n
Last time you wore a skirt ::o_o Riiiggghht
Last time you've been evil ::Fwhahahahaha...NOW! >:P
Sarcastic? ::Could you be any stupider?
Last time you fought with your parents ::Yesterday.
Last time you wished upon a star ::There are stars in California? O_O
Played Truth or Dare ::Never have.
Spent quality time alone ::x_x
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on AIM ::I was.
Do you feel lonely ::Yes.
Ever TP'd someone's house ::No
How about egging someone's house ::No
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::o_o No voice from nowhere. I like you.
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::......
Yo Momma ::;-; Now you're taking it too far!
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::>:P
What do you think of George Bush? ::He's a right wing nut job.
Any secret fetishes? ::o_o...Uh?
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::No.
How many languages do you speak? ::1
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::What have you been doing with those finger? O_O
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) ::Yes..I mean no..I mean....x.x

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01:08am 12/12/2004
 
mood: Yawn Filled
OMG! I love my new live journal theme! It is based on one of my favorite movies of all time. Maybe you have heard of it. ;D Anyways, I even thought my journal wouldn't be complete without a black cat. I'm tired and I thought I'd post before I went to bed. And always remember, THE MATRIX HAS YOU!		  
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11:25pm 06/12/2004
  I made these for my friends. If you want one, tell me.

KEN!



ME!



ALAN!



SAM!



And then there is these.

Ken!



Alan!



Me!

  
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07:29pm 05/12/2004
  Nothing much to say. I had Chinese to eat. Enough said.

Joke of the day:

  
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09:35pm 04/12/2004
  Sorry for updating so little lately. I just didn't really have anything to say. I'll update now. Better late then never I always say. n.n

I went to my sisters house this weekend, played Halo 2 with my nephews, and slept over. It was not good times because I had to sleep on the floor. My nephew snuck into the room and poked my side and the ran out like I didn't notice. Then 5 minutes later he came in with a flashlight. Of course I didn't get any sleep since these events were taking place at 3:00 AM and I went to sleep at one.Then to end a perfect day my mom didn't want to call my step dad to come pick us up. NOOOOOOO she wanted to go in a car with 5 other people. It was hell. My nephews kept fighting and I just slowly drifted off to sleep and imagined I was someplace else. The car ride from the depths of the 7th circle of hell lasted about 2 hours till we got home. The only upside of this trip was the mass playing of Halo 2. Well that's all that happened today. W00t. O_O

Joke of the day: Confucius says,"He who goes to sleep with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger."		  
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06:06pm 26/11/2004
 
mood: (insert mood here)
I found out today my sister is moving back to California to live with my other sister. Turns out my brother in law had a fight with his mom and she kicked him out. They will be at my sisters place by Sunday because he is traveling by car. In other news I helped teach Sam how to put a new backgorund in her live journal and I helped Kirci set up her LJ. Not much is really going on.

Joke of the Day:



But Wait! There's more! (Nat is the only one who will get this.)		  
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07:19pm 25/11/2004
  Happy Turkey day!



I hope you all had fun being the little piggies you are. I know I did. First off I'd like to give thanks to all the people I honor and cherish.

I'm thankful for Alan for teaching me many things along with the phrase "304."
I'm thankful for Sam because she was the key part of me not talking like this: U R so Kool sam
I'm thankful for Ken because he kept me laughing through and through (even though it was at his expense).
I'm thankful for Nat because her LJ creeps everyone out at I find it funny when people are creeped out.
I'm thankful for Emily because she fixed my High Def (Thanks so much by the way.):>
I'm thankful for Nikki because she puts up with Alan and I know that's a hard thing to do. Just kidding!

And mostly I'd like to thank these individuals for being there for me on a regular bases. I love you guys and you are my second family. n.n		  
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05:39pm 24/11/2004
  Today I helped Ken by putting a background and giving him an icon for his LJ. I feel so happy. n.n My mom is teasing me with her cooking. Sh said I can't have any turkey till tommorow which sucks. >_> Oh well.

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11:18pm 23/11/2004
 
mood: Almost Mediocre
Well today was hectic. Sam and Alan had a rough day today. They just didn't seem to get along. I think they are okay now. I sure hope so because it makes me sad to see my friends fight. Hm. I guess that is it. Since my last joke wasn't really a joke I'll do a real one.

Joke of the Day: There was a nun, a teacher, and a student and they were all on a plane. All of a sudden the pilot jumped out of the cockpit screaming, "We're losing altitude. you have to get out of here!" Without another word the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane leaving two parachutes left. The teacher quickly grabbed a parachute and said quickly, "The world is in a dire need of teachers!," and jumped out of the plane leaving one parachute left for the nun and the student. "Go ahead my child. My days are growing thin and I only have a short time left to live. You have a whole life ahead of you.," the nun said to the student. "Wait..I think there is a way for both of us to get out of here!," said the student. "How so?," asked the nun. The student looked at her with a smirk and replied, "The teacher took my backpack..."		  
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Alan's Cheering Up Post   
09:19am 23/11/2004
 
mood: In Touch with my Feminine Side
Hey Alan! People do care about you! Don't go and say no one cares! What about me, Sam, and Nikki? Just because people may not be talking to you doesn't mean you should go offline! You talk to me and Sam almost every single day! Please don't go. ='(

Joke of the day:

Why did Alan cross the road?

Because he is so damn cool. =;		  
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07:48pm 22/11/2004
 
mood: Mushy Inside
I met a new friend late last night. Her name is Natalie. Most of you already know her but oh well. It was worth acknowledging. Um....This week I get Thursday and Friday off and Wendsday is a minimum day. I hope this Thanksgiving is going to be good. What I do not understand is that my mom makes a turkey every year and she always forgets how to do it. Anyway, that is my day. Two days till gobble day!

Joke of the day: (Since most of you guys didn't get my last joke I'll make this one easy.)
What did the therapist say to the horse?
Why the long face?!		  
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02:12pm 21/11/2004
 
mood: Slightly Annoyed
My nephew keeps calling me. It is quite annoying. I love him and all but enough is enough. Seven times I counted yesterday and he never has anything interesting to say. It's always, "Hi Mike, Have you beat Halo 2 yet," or,"I'm getting DSL soon." I know that could be an interseting topic to discuss about since Halo 2 is the best game I've ever played but this is the only thing he wants to talk about. Okay, I'm done bitching. See all you sexy people later. :>

Joke of the Day: A Blonde, a Red Head, and a Brunette are stuck on an island. The red head gets tired of waiting for a rescue boat so she jumps in the water, swims halfway to land, and drowns. Next, the Brunette get's worried about the Red Head and jumps in the water to look for her. She swims halfway to land and drowns. The Blonde, who is now feeling lonely, jumps in the water. She manages to swim halfway to land, get's tired, and swims back.(Think about that for a while. you'll get it.)		  
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10:49pm 20/11/2004
 
mood: Unusually Chipper
Hi! I'm Mike and this is my live journal. I got this because all my other friends got it and they kept on bugging me to get it. Especially Alan, that biznach. Anyways, I have to thank Alan for putting this up for me and I'm pretty sure every night you will be glued to your computer screen just waiting for me to post great stuff from my day. Like today, I opened my refridgerator, and the Almond Cookies were gone. But then I looked in the freezer and there they were. Wierd huh? Anyways, See you all you beautiful people :>.

Joke of the day: Confucius says, "He who stands on toilet is high on pot."		  
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